Cool Names
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
- Always tell the truth, even when you lie
- A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
- Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
- Gold-Lust!
- I love cats...they taste just like chicken
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
- Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
- Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
- I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
- Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
- The higher you are, the farther you fall
- Dont steal, the government hates competition
- Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
- Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
- I fear no man, I've got a gun.
- -=[Armed & Dangerous]=-
- {Straight Outta Compton}
- MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
- Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
- Save water, Drink beer.
- Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
- IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?
- I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
- War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
- I bent my wookie.
- Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time?
- -={Rule Breaker}=-
- [Large and in charge]
- Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Working is for people who don't know how to fish.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- There are many many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way is to use really long pointless nicknames.
- ==Hell Raiser==
- Avoid hangovers by staying drunk.
- (#)SuNsHinE(#)\'n'(*)StArS(*)
- God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine
- If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage.
- Why are you looking at me like I'm weird?
- Born 2 XLR-8
- -=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=-
- My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
- Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that.
- Reality is the only obstacle to happiness!
- -Your still ugly, Pass me another beer-
- A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
- Everytime I see
- (*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
- I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
- × nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE ×
- [One by one the penguins steal my sanity]
- I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)
- Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
- IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!
Funny Names
- I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
- I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
- There's a *NEW*
- I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
- Dain Bramaged.
- Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
- I love cats...they taste just like chicken
- >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;)
- Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
- [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
- Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
- [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
- -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
- They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
- [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
- Dont steal, the government hates competition!
- Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
- Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
- [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
- My cat's name is mittens!
- Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
- Act your age, not your shoe size!
- God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
- ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
- Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
- You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
- You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
- Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
- I'm knot dumb!
- My door is always open so feel free to leave
- This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
- Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
- I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met
- I love
- I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
- :) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
- Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
- Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
- You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
- I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
- Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
- (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
- Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
- Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
- Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
- God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
- Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
- If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
- In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
- I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
- I tought u were crazy, now i c
- DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
- Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
- Be kool.. Dont go to school :D
- Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
- It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
- Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
Love Names
- (*)iM nOt ShY..i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU!(*)
- Can I Have
- I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met
- Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
- My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
- When the sea is blue love will make a dream come true!
- Give ure smile 2 every1 but... give ure heart 2 only 1!
- To the world you are just one person but to one person you could mean the world.
- If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever
- Dont try to figure me out, just love me for who I am!
- Love is available here at 100% discount.
- Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you..
- My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life.
- GuRlS ArE LiKe StArZ, ThErE ArE MiLlIoNs Of ThEm, BuT OnLy *1* Can MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe!
- * I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
- You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
- Loving you makes life worth it
- When You and I met, angels whispered "Perfect!" !
- You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
Cute Names
- I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
- Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
- Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
- Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
- a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...i kno coz iv cried
- God made the land god, made the sea, he needed a pricess and so he made me!
- When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care
- I love you more then yesterday, and less then tomorrow
- Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
- A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
- Friends never say goodbye, they say hello!!
- I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, because I'm daddy's little girl :)
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